Bert HIJACKED The Emmys Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	Attention New York City. I'm bringing my come together tour to Madison Square Garden on Saturday, March 29, 2025 tickets and all upcoming tour dates at Tom Skruro.com
0:12.8	slash tour.
0:14.0	100% up up up.
0:16.0	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave.
0:22.8	I'm Tom and I'm here with the Grand Wizard
0:26.0	of the Ku Klux Klan Bird, Crissure.
0:29.0	I felt fun to do a little throwback. How you doing Bert?
0:36.0	I was called a racist last night.
0:45.0	Oh, you?
0:46.0	In person?
0:48.0	Who?
0:49.0	A notable person?
0:53.0	No, no.
0:55.0	It was his dude at the Emmys party.
0:57.0	We went to the Netflix Emmys party and I met this guy who's, I don't know how I don't know the right way to do this but he's a
1:06.8	Latino dude and I and he I someone introduced us and I said hey how you doing he's like pretty good
1:11.4	and I said hey do you speak Spanish because I wanted to talk him about this music that I'm into called Narko Kridos and I go do you speak Spanish and he goes yeah English too and I went okay I, what the fuck? How did I get into this?
1:24.6	Yeah, I see.
1:25.5	One of those guys.
1:26.5	Motherfucker. And then I was like, no, I know, I was, and he was like, yeah, I was born in dotto-dot but I grew up in LA and and I was like okay and then I was like and then I noticed he has a little bit of an accent
1:39.0	so maybe I guess he's I don't know but I was like motherfucker now I'm on my heels the entire time
1:43.4	yeah I just wanted to talk to you about Narco Carridos and go and I just wanted to connect and now I'm a
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