Into the Woods
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
There's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again, and nowhere, not even the high fantasy preserve of The James Woods is safe. What dangers, what moral hazards, lie in wait for our heroes in this new, grand, wild place? Only time, and this very podcast, can say. DO YOU DARE LISTEN?
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:27.0 | How far does this go? |
| 0:30.0 | I don't know. We don't know. We just keep going. |
| 0:32.0 | Abby, hey, Abby, can you wake up? Abby. |
| 0:35.0 | It's okay. |
| 0:37.0 | What happened? It's okay. |
| 0:39.0 | You're okay. |
| 0:40.0 | You're broken in battered party. |
| 0:42.0 | You travel through a long, dark tunnel. |
| 0:45.0 | Your clothes transform around you. |
| 0:47.0 | Back from vacation guard into your normal street clothes. |
| 0:51.0 | Abby, you look up and you see Bello talking to you |
| 0:54.0 | and you see his shifts from cake to purple. |
| 0:57.0 | Back into that familiar and trademark shade of blue |
| 1:00.0 | that we know so well. |
| 1:01.0 | Oh my goodness. |
| 1:03.0 | Oh, are we safe? |
| 1:05.0 | We're okay. Just rest. |
| 1:07.0 | Just rest. |
| 1:08.0 | I've got you. |
| 1:09.0 | Is that Abby? |
| 1:10.0 | It's okay. It's okay. |
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