Jared, can I ask you a question from one Christian man to another?

Yeah. Are you fucking these two broads you've been hanging out with or what? No. God damn it. Just a simple no. Give me your status. What's going on? What kind of moves have you made? What kind of progress have you made? None. I haven't made any moves. All right. Listen, from what I can tell, I think you might have a better chance with the blonde.

Would you say the same? Probably not. Why? Why not? She was shaking her ass right in front of your face. And one second. Austin, it would be great to be either right now or in post. You could pull up some images of Jerry with these two women so the audience can be filled in.

And Jerry, don't, I don't want to misquote you here.

So I'm going to fill everybody in and I want you to fact check this. But you met these girls in Palm Springs during the Me Too accusations video.

You've been getting drunk with them for three, four weekends in a row.

And everybody knows you're trying to get delayed.

Is that correct?

No.

You told me you made out with both of them.

Are you going to want to take that back?

I always kissed either of them.

You were lying to Leo?

You blatantly lied to me on a video then.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

No, he's doing his sarcastic. Oh, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, sure, whatever thing. Jerry, did you kiss him or did you lie to Leo? I lied to Leo. Why do you sound so horrible? Take your phone off speaker and talk into the holes. I'm in the middle of something. What are you in the middle of? Eating a frozen pizza. My snake is in the sink and I'm cleaning its tank and it's mad at me. Oh, I can help you. I don't like it. Take the snake, put it in the toilet and then flush. Why don't you do that? Put it in the oven when it's 375. Put it in the fucking oven when it's 375 when it's fucking

ready to come out in about 15 minutes it's gonna be real tasty it's low fat too jerry oh yeah

eat that fucking thing good idea guys i got a couple of ideas how about you put your 200

meal i've ever had in my life how about you put your stupid pseudo poisonous snake in the bearded dragon enclosure? And you know what? Throw the tarantial in there too and have a battle royal. We'll make a video out of us. How about you go get some BVC pipe? Put that snake in the PBC pipe. Put the BVC pipe up your ass and then cover the one entrance. Cover the exit, all right, and see what happens then.

Dude, just since you're in the fucking closet,

it doesn't mean that I am. God damn, I heard he said that, and we do have a gay flag on this left side. But to be fair, Fanjerry records his videos in a closet, so strange accusation you're throwing around. Listen, you bastard. I do, but I come out of it all the time, And then you go right back in the next week.

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