We got a big show for everybody here.

First of all, I'm sure this is going to be the title of the video.

Leandro has come down with COVID.

I have, and I had to shave my beard in order to rid myself of the bacteria that might be floating around on it.

That's smart.

It's like shaving your pubes when you might have pubic lice.

Exactly, exactly.

You know, I had a sneaking suspicion that it was probably this bum I was,

you know, he's gone now, but there was a guy sleeping on my couch. And he happened to do a video fucking drinking with homeless people in Venice and sharing a whiskey bottle.

So he came home sick one day and I was like, I think you have COVID.

And he's like, no, man, I've done this a million times.

And then sure enough, I got sick when got tested.

Let's see, day one, it's like a light, mild, like 99 fever, no other symptoms.

Then day two went to like 102.

Today is day four.

Yeah, Sunday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Today's day four.

No symptoms other than a fever.

My fever's gone today.

I've had 98.7 all day. I've been fine. I think I'm going on. I'm a little weak, I'd say. You know, I've been moving some stuff around the house because I'm moving out tomorrow. But I've been feeling good otherwise, man. Moving out tomorrow. Moving back toward my neck of the woods.

Yeah, man. I'm going to be 11 minutes away from Danny Mullen, dude. And you guys, I hope you don't, yeah, you're probably not going to figure out where I am either. But it's nice. I got a nice view. It's very cheap for Los Angeles. It's in like a big complex. So there'll be a lot of people to fuck with, which is always nice.

A lot of girls

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