0:00.0	So I heard you were witness to something amazing this weekend or this week.
0:05.9	You know what a justice boner is, Leo?
0:08.0	I believe it's when you can be a hero and you pop a boner because you could save the day,
0:14.3	which is something you like doing besides ruining the day because usually you do ruin a day.
0:19.0	But you're saved, you saved the day?
0:20.5	What'd you do? There are lots of different kinds of boners. There are catastrophe boners. There are justice boners. There are Leo's sister just posted a new IG photo boners. Motherfucker, dude. I had a justice boner for the last 24 hours. So you had a justice boner. I have said it on this podcast before.
0:38.0	One of my number one enemies in life is terrible drivers.
0:41.7	Not terrible as in the Asian woman pulled over in the right lane going 24 on the freeway.
0:47.3	I hate assholes.
0:48.5	Yeah.
0:49.1	I hate the guys revving their engine with their Instagram handle on the side of the car with an unneutored pit bull in the back seat going 35 mph over the speed limit that's a scary guy I got my chance to stick it to one of these bastards this weekend oh it was Sunday my girlfriend and I were just coming back from Westwood we were having some some lunch. We watched a football game.
1:11.4	Driving back.
1:14.4	I'm getting ready to take a left onto the freeway.
1:16.7	It's a protected left turn.
1:23.0	Some of the audience might be from backwoods fuckhole parts of this country where there are always protected left turns.
1:24.5	One of the things it was foreign to me when I got down to Los Angeles is the concept of a yield where there's a green light and you're expected to turn left and you're like, oh, goody too. You know, fucking left turn signal. I'm ready to go. And then a car comes the other way and almost clips your bumper because you don't realize that, oh, shit, they don't stop. I have to wait to get in here.
1:45.0	It wasn't one of those. I had a clean, protected left turn, as did the car in front of me.
1:51.2	We're making our left turns, about to enter the freeway, when all of a sudden, a cholo and a
1:58.1	Camaro comes from the other lane.
2:03.4	The other lane, it could have been in Linigi.
2:08.2	Interchange this guy with Inlanigi, and that's a good mental image for the rest of the story.
2:08.5	Wow.
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