Insurrection For Profit!!!!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Scream Sanity! You ARE the RESISTANCE!
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| 0:00.0 | You are the resistance. |
| 0:03.0 | Hello everybody, I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armaged getting an update. |
| 0:07.0 | Let me say, one of these things just doesn't belong here, one of these things is not the same. |
| 0:13.0 | One of these things is a raging scumbag. |
| 0:16.0 | Now let's play the game to-de-de-to-beet. |
| 0:19.0 | That's a number two. Number two. |
| 0:22.3 | Number two. |
| 0:23.2 | Listen, I know if you didn't vote for him. |
| 0:26.5 | You are stunned daily by the crime, the corruption, the violating of every tenet of democracy |
| 0:31.3 | and humanity lying and the, well, let's face it, killing hundreds of thousands of people |
| 0:36.3 | and letting the world... |
| 0:37.8 | Shithole countries. |
| 0:39.1 | Fucking starve to death. |
| 0:40.5 | If you did vote for him, there's got to be a pit in your stomach because deep down you know you back to the worst, most corrupt, bankrupt, racist, rapist, criminal pedophile. |
| 0:50.9 | And either that's because you are also or you're dumb. |
| 0:54.3 | What is this? |
| 0:55.2 | And they show a lion, a giraffe, a fish, and they say, which is the giraffe? |
| 1:00.5 | And a failure or worse a sociopath. |
| 1:02.2 | That's the only way you could back him. |
| 1:03.3 | Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. |
| 1:04.4 | But this guy, like, there is a history of this rotting carcass of pedophilian cowardice doing the worst possible |
| 1:12.9 | thing any human could think of on the daily. |
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