Hey everybody, Christopher Titus. Guess what? I'm on the road again.

Doomed to repeat, still touring last night, my God. Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin.

Holy crap. What an amazing crowd. Standing Ovation. Yeah, the kid I worked with,

the hell was his name, Henry Evans, very funny kid. Tonight I'm going to be doing the Skyline

Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin. Tonight, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Saturday sold out.

Do me a favor, though.

Come to the show, man.

Bruce Springsteen has me all amped up now.

It's time to scream sanity, but come laugh your ass off.

See you guys there.

Bye. You are the resistance. I'm Christopher Titus people miss. Is the Armageddon update. You know, I will be here

on this podcast. Well, as long as they let us or until our advertisers stop sending us free stuff.

But thank God we don't have millions of viewers or we have been co-beard. Yes, that's right. The party

of free speech. This censorship is unlawful. It's

unconstitutional and it's completely un-American freedom of speech. Want you to stop speaking freely.

We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts. In fact, if you could,

instead, could you kiss the president's bulbous ass when you do speak?

Our country has never been so secure thanks to you.

You are the single finest candidate since the noble piece, this Nobel award was ever talked about.

Thank you for saving college football.

If you all haven't stopped by the Department of Labor, Mr. President,

I invite you to see your big, beautiful face. Because I'm sure you won't get thrown under the bus.

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