He LOVES You??

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Scream Sanity! You ARE the RESISTANCE!

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0:00.0	You are the resistance.
0:03.5	I'm Christopher Titus, people.
0:05.5	This is the Armaged and update.
0:06.8	How the hell are you?
0:07.7	Honestly, is your life going okay?
0:08.9	Or like a lot of us, are you storing bags of rice, stocking up on weapons, checking
0:13.8	how long the drive to Canada or Mexico is, and which child are we willing to sell in the
0:19.7	apocalypse?
0:20.9	Remember this. Remember what he said?
0:23.3	Gonna lower gas prices.
0:24.6	Gasoline is now under $2.50 a gallon.
0:28.4	Cut energy costs in half.
0:29.6	I'm going to cut fuel prices in half within 12 months.
0:33.0	We're going to have zero inflation.
0:34.9	Inflation is way down.
0:36.1	The biggest thing is inflation. The second biggest thing. Inflation is way down. The biggest thing is inflation.
0:38.3	The second biggest thing is energy.
0:40.3	Energy is way down.
0:41.9	And what's also down, gasoline.
0:44.4	Also, the biggest thing is inflation.
0:47.6	And it's way down.
0:48.8	The reason I don't want to talk about affordability is because everybody knows that it's far less expensive under Trump than it was
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