Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. Jordan. What hell is going on? What the hell, dude? Boys only. It's a boys only episode. There's no peeps. Just three straight cis white men. No, and, huh? Big chilling. Yeah. Huh? Okay. Mario's here. No Anastasia. No An anesthesia. We needed a day off. Anastasia said, I'm tired of your boys' shit. I mean, we can show that they're okay saying this. It is wild that both of them are out recovering from surgery. Yes. And it's all elective and it's all, we're all very planned and everyone's doing okay.

And I think I did pretty good at it. I was a little low blood sugar. You said I kind of want to try my left hand. Give me a swing at this one. Yeah. I was using a switch blade. Okay. I butterpoint knife thin. A Nintendo switch. Yeah, I got distracted. Blade. I actually have ADHD, so it's hard for me to focus on the surgery.

You were, you did the surgery with You did the surgery with a straight-to-Nintendo Switch game about the Marvel superhero Blade.

Well, I was just popping off with...

Blade's Marvel, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's the Daywalker.

He is.

You and me of...

Wow.

If podcasting is a predominantly white sport ally of vampires. Yeah. Then we... Oh, question. Important question. There's a black vampire paler. Yeah. I'd say so. He's ashy. Yeah. He turns to ash, I guess. Oh, no. That's way more tragic than being a vampire. What the hell is up? What's up? Um, nothing much. Gang, fam. We were just talking

about aging and how coffee is, maybe we're coming to the end of our career. I don't, I just don't like,

I'm being, I'm very temperamental these days with liquid.

I'm drinking a lot of it.

That is the most based thing I've ever heard, and I cannot explain why.

You're so right.

Yeah.

In input.

Input is getting frustrating. I just want to feel good all the time. I just want to feel good all the time and I'll do anything to make it to make it work. Is that bad? Is that? Am I wrong? I'll sacrifice anyone. I will kill coffee if I have to. I will fuck Mary Ann kill coffee. I will demand that members of our team get surgery. Right. And you did. Yeah,

it didn't help.

Yeah,

didn't help. Yeah, I didn't help. You, yeah, you asked for them to get the, uh, your lame surgery. You need to get your, you need to get your freaking un-basedness removed. And I realized, I actually have to get the surgery. Yeah. I didn't get my vaccine.

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