Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis.

Jordan, the hell is just going on. What up? We hang up before the show. I'll be honest. We chat and we hang out, but less today than usual. True. Well, I started late. Well, I was a late Andy also. And I was a late Sandy. Yeah, you were Sandy Cheeks late-wise. I was sandy cheeks and I can't breathe.

I can't breathe this water.

I'm a late Sandy. Yeah, you were Sandy Cheeks late-wise. I was Sandy Cheeks and I can't breathe.

I can't breathe this water. I'm a squirrel. Why she lived down there? Why? Yeah, and why is she in an astronaut costume? I remember there was an introductory episode for Sandy Cheeks, but does she, is she like, I always assumed she was doing work. Right. Like she's a contractor or something. Do you think that she's in an astronaut costume, astronaut uniform?

They're not doing it she's a contractor. Do you think that she's in an astronaut costume, astronaut uniform?

They're not doing it for like aesthetics.

Do you think she's in that as a reference to the fact that astronauts train for space like in pools?

Like underwater?

You know, I first thing I say is I've never thought about it whatsoever. Second thing I say is I know that for sure. Yeah, absolutely. I'll say that with, now that's, that's being the risk guard, everyone. If you've ever wanted to become more confident or seem more self-assured, lie constantly. Oh, my God. Just say that you know something. Dressing for the job you want is lying essentially. Right. Trick people, deceive people. Remember that you are the protagonist and everybody else is an NPC. Right. Well, that's why I- Trick people, trick people. And that's why I came to work today in my Bugatti. Yeah, that's true. What color is yours? We're actually in, we're kind of merched up today. We're merged up. I kind of feel a psychic link between us whenever I put on a merch shirt. I feel like you are also, what do you do? I'm wearing, um, okay. Do we have underwear merch? I can't reveal them, but I'm wearing sad boy sweatpants under these pants. Oh, that's crazy. Because I'm a Chile Andy, you know that. Right, you are. And you're rocking. Oh, and we have a lined... Are those your merch pants? Uh, I think... Maybe. These are just like mostly generic sweatpants. None of these are for sale, so it's not an action. Oh, wait, these, these, yeah, none of it's for sale. I hate selling things. Um, yo, what up, gang. Do I fucking stink? I didn't put on deodorant this morning. I just remembered. Okay. Can everyone smell me? Bad sense of smell on my part, but I,, I suppose, I'm also experienced with your smell,

probably more than most. And I don't know. And that makes sense, but that's a strange sentence to cope with. No, I mean, because I'm like sniffing you a lot. Right, right, right. Not weird. It's like my dog. Yeah, like when I turn, like Dipper's always sniffing me. Sometimes if I haven't seen you in a while and you turn up, I'm like, I don't recognize this person.

And then I get your sat and go like, ohipper's always sniffing me. Sometimes if I haven't seen you in a while and you turn up, I'm like, I don't recognize this person.

And then I get your sat and go like, oh, my tail starts going.

Whenever someone walks into a room, you do close your eyes and you go, wait, no, I got this. When you came back from the military and you guys filmed me seeing you for the first time, I'm like, tail was going. Yeah. You're what?

I don't smell it.

You are, Pagita.

Yeah, that's right.

Don't be.

You don't find it to me, I think.

Thanks.

It's my... You're what? I don't smell you. You are, Pagita. Yeah, so don't be.

You don't find it me, I think.

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