Welcome to Sab Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. What's up, man? How's it going? I got, thank you for asking. I'll take it back. Oh. And that's the show, everybody. Okay. All right. So this is a segment I like to call, I know I'm in the right and this feels bad and I need you to tell me

that I shouldn't feel bad and it's the other person's fault in their bad actually I'm going to

read you you had a battle of the minds online I'm going to read you some hinge messages okay

six one and a half by the way that big deal look up his hinge find to find it match with somebody

nice discuss discuss some travel nice I'm not going to get it His hinge. Find a find it. Match with somebody. Nice.

So far nice.

Discuss some travel. Okay, nice. I'm not going to get into too many specifics. They said, oh, wow, the view must be stunning. Then they told me what neighborhood they're in. And then I said, do you want to grab a drink in your neighborhood this weekend? Okay. And they said, I'd love to, but I have family in town and I'm going to take them around.

Are you free next Tuesday? neighborhood this weekend. Okay. And they said, I'd love to, but I have family in town, and I'm going to take them around.

Are you free next Tuesday?

And I said, yes, do you want to do Tuesday the night, which was yesterday?

And they said, yes, smiley face.

So we're up, we're up.

Then I go, how's this place, how's this bar in this neighborhood at seven?

That sounds good, smiley face.

I immediately respond, you know, it's a date, whatever.

Then a few days go by.

It's Monday, one day before Tuesday famously.

Rebecca Black told me about that.

No, that's a different day the week.

Oh, fuck.

I said, hey, still on for tomorrow at 7.

Then I followed that up with, here's my phone number if anything comes up.

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