Insane Woman Claims She’s a Christian Dominatrix - The Diddy Trial & The Pope’s Based Brother
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2025
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
The Pope’s brother is a MAGA Patriot Memelord, A woman pegs men in the name of the lord, and AI Platforms can’t give a clear answer about the Diddy trial.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Stinky situation
01:06 - Intro
01:32 - Voice issues
03:02 - Casinos / The Sphere
07:45 - Blackjack with a fan
11:57 - N-word money has dried up
13:22 - Grok & South Africa
14:21 - Canadian expat bar in NYC
18:06 - South Africa
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29:55 - P Diddy
44:11 - Tori Lang / Russel Brand
46:44 - Keir Starmer going nuts
48:18 - The new Pope and his based boomer bro
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59:15 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs
1:01:57 - Christian Dominatrix
1:21:21 - Vegas story
1:25:15 - Afghani man goes into hiding after the Guardian used picture of him
1:26:48 - Covid Zero nightmare house
1:29:27 - Kanye’s new song
1:38:00 - David Hogg
1:40:05 - Fat Black Statue
1:42:30 - How Joe Biden handed Trump the presidency
1:45:48 - Wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | An only fans model allegedly pooped on a car in a road rage incident that many people are calling a stinky situation. |
| 0:07.0 | The online prostitute, or as I call it, prostitute, could be serving 25 to wipe. |
| 0:13.0 | Okay, this is not good. |
| 0:14.0 | What? I can't write one sketch. |
| 0:16.0 | You know that I was supposed to get my penis reduction today and you had one job to write the Kanye West Hill Hitler sketch, which we agreed upon. Well, there's a little problem with that |
| 0:23.6 | because my rabbi banned me from listening to the song. Also, speaking of my rabbi, he agreed that it |
| 0:28.7 | would be way funnier if instead of saying SUV, I say S number 2V. Why not just say S. Puvey? Or Chevy Malapu. There's another for you. Can I use that? |
| 0:37.9 | No, these are all bad. |
| 0:39.4 | Look, then if these are so bad, then why did my rabbi tell me that saying only bedpans instead of only fans is so funny it would cure anti-Semitism? |
| 0:47.6 | Danny, for the last time, the guy collecting changeouts on her studio is not a rabbi. Look, if that guy's not a rabbi, then why did I see him kissing a toddler's penis, Ryan? |
| 0:56.1 | All right, Johnny, you're right at front of the top, but I'm including |
| 0:58.1 | S-Po-V, and also, when I say |
| 1:00.0 | ass-alt, can you put, like, ass on the screen just in bowl? |
| 1:03.3 | I guess I brought the shoe paulist to do Kanye for nothing. |
| 1:07.1 | The boys. |
| 1:09.4 | The boys cast. |
| 1:09.4 | The last. The boys The boys cast The lands The boys cast |
| 1:11.6 | The dudes |
| 1:12.6 | We've heard |
| 1:13.6 | For the boys cast |
| 1:15.6 | The pros |
| 1:17.6 | Just the voice |
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