How to Make $700K by Saying the N Word, Hired Protestors & Elon Musk's New City
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2025
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Lady calls child a slur and receives THOUSANDS on donation site, Elon Musk has a new town, and why Protein is MAGA-Coded.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Protein is problematic
01:03 - Intro
01:29 - The right to bare guns
05:32 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets!
06:03 - Slur lady strikes it rich
20:11 - Portnoy’s bar drama
27:50 - What’s the crazy lady from the Bronx’s take on India/Pakistan?
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34:47 - AD - Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
36:51 - Race war!
40:35 - Protest actors
48:30 - Which celebrities haven’t benefitted from dropping N-bombs?
58:05 - Matt Walsh vs. Tucker Carlson
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1:01:41 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off
1:03:43 - Making a family is harder than ever
1:12:04 - Warren Buffet retires
1:16:29 - Elon Musk’s new town
1:20:48 - Zuck wants your friends to be robots
1:24:52 - Diversity Olympics
1:26:17 - Trump’s Dolls
1:36:38 - MAGA is the sole reason the fellas want gains
1:38:57 - Minimalist caveman skincare method
1:41:08 - Special delivery / wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A new article by Vanity Fair is finally tackling one of the biggest problems in America today. |
| 0:05.0 | Fit men eating protein. |
| 0:07.0 | With 800-pound morbidly obese fetish model Barb Anderson, who eats cake off her belly for donations from perverts calling the obsession with protein problematic. |
| 0:15.0 | The morbidly obese sex worker continued, |
| 0:17.0 | just the other day I was driving my mobility scooter through the grocery aisle with two of my other friends who also do muckbangs for strangers to jack off to, and notice the owner replaced the pork rinds display at the front of the store with a protein bar display, forcing me to scoot all the way to aisle 2 to get my carbs and sugars. |
| 0:34.9 | Vanity Fares in-house medical professional Dave Johnson commented to say, |
| 0:38.7 | Big Protein will try to confuse you with facts like 42% of US adults are obese, |
| 0:43.3 | 20% of children are obese, annual medical costs of obesity now total 173 billion, |
| 0:49.0 | or obesity has tripled since 1970, |
| 0:51.3 | while completely ignoring the fact that there's men being encouraged to go to the gym and eat protein. |
| 0:55.7 | Fellow empowered morbidly obese fetish model, Danica Bryan, who also eats food for money so strangers can spank it, says men need to get their shit together. |
| 1:05.4 | The boys. |
| 1:06.0 | The boys cast. |
| 1:07.7 | The boys cast. |
| 1:08.0 | The boys cast. |
| 1:10.0 | The dudes. Prepare your sons |
| 1:12.6 | For boys cast |
| 1:14.6 | The pros |
| 1:15.6 | The boys cast |
| 1:16.6 | The holiest |
| 1:17.6 | The boys cast |
| 1:19.6 | The dudes |
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