Some of you have noticed that Danny and myself have been named as two of the male escorts that were hired by Diddy to participate in the freak-offs.

Our tenure was short and we want to read a statement explaining to you why we were not only let go from, but also barred from future freak-offs.

On September 4th, 2006, while 72 hours into a freak-off, Diddy instruct me to lock hands with Family Matters star Reginald Vell Johnson and yell,

we as he slid through our legs on a lubed up floor, gently grazing our balls with the back of his hand

before double-bouncing 90s rapper Jow Rule onto my genitals by way of mini trampoline,

completely knocking naked comedian Bruce Bruce off his lubed-up big-wheel bike. It was at this point, Diddy yelled, hey, jaw, quit hog in the dick,

grabbed me by my Velcro vest, stuck myself and rapper Paul Wall to the wheel of pleasure

on the hotel wall, which Cassie stepped over Dustin Patrick Runnels' naked body to begin spinning

while blasting circus music. As the wheel spun, I became unstuck and was knocked unconscious from

the fall, only to wake up to Mr. Wall being instructed to retrieve his grill from my anal cavity

while Diddy chanted, we gone efficient into his megaphone. But as I attempted to stand up,

still dizzy, I slipped on the loob, bumping one of the monitors displaying a video called

a Cassie's now husband and was instructed

that my tenure at the freakoff had been terminated due to that infraction. It was at this point,

I walked into the hotel wearing nothing but a 1991 ECW championship belt as instructed,

introduced myself to the fellas and Cassie's now husband via video call, and began fulfilling

my request to place the belt at the top of the ladder before Diddy leapfrogged over both Reginald and myself, screaming is going to rain, and began urinating on himself, Reginald, rapper Chingi, Cassie, and myself, completely fogging up the scuba mask he had placed on me, as well as knocking comedian Cedric the

entertainer and New York Mayor Eric Adams off their two-man Sibian. I was then asked to slide over

to freak off northeast corner and enter the conga line position between athlete, Bruce Jenner,

and scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson, while Diddy mounted the ladder, proclaimed that Black

does crack, then bent over to expose

his anus while making eye contact with me through his legs and whispering peek-a-boo.

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