Infiltrating a Girl Group

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Hello you dirty daddies - let’s cuddle up together and ease our Sunday scaries. How might you ask? Two words…cruise control baby. Alex is providing the roadmap to getting through yet another week of work hell. Big Al opens up and shares a vulnerable side of herself, telling a story from her past that embodies rejection and desperation…haven’t we all been there. This week is filled with story-time and advice…breaking the ice with new friend groups, navigating a night out without drinking and drugs, and crushing a night out at the bar when you are single. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:10.0	Ho-ho! Meare Jesus Christ, it's over, it's over, it's literally over,
0:16.7	Christmas is fucking over to a lot of people's happiness and to many dismay, my dismay, is it not now acceptable to keep singing
0:25.6	fucking Christmas songs not anymore Alex daddy gang hello welcome to another
0:30.6	episode of call her daddy I hope that your boyfriend got you the
0:36.8	pearl earrings you wanted. I hope that you got that fucking Mercedes from your parents you
0:43.7	fucking spoiled brat.
0:45.9	Just keep in mind that I didn't have a car growing up okay and when I wanted to
0:50.5	drive a car I had to drive my nannas fucking bunker that's not even a word for a car
0:56.6	it I've told the story I called it the dingbat it was embarrassing I parked it blocks away from school and I truly believe it built and shaped my character as a human being
1:10.0	Rest in peace Nana that woman was a badass motherfucker and her car was even fucking better.
1:17.0	I don't know how I started this episode talking about my Nana's old Dingbat, but the point is that I hope you guys got whatever you wanted for Christmas
1:24.8	What else would some of you be doing? Maybe some of you have the Sunday scaries right now because you're literally getting ready for work
1:31.2	This is probably I would actually like to say this this year does
1:35.4	fucking suck that Christmas and New Year's are on Saturdays. What the
1:40.0	fuck is that? What the fuck but don worry, it's almost like you should look at it like this.
1:47.1	This week does not matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't even actually count. And let me set the scene of really how you cruise control
1:55.7	through this bitch of a week. Self-care. Okay? This week at work is Self-Care week at work. You don't have to tell your boss that you're implementing
2:04.8	that. Just know it within yourself. We are going to be doing all the things that we've
2:09.5	wanted to do for ourselves, but we haven't gotten to yet. You need to make some returns, you need to make some
2:15.8	doctor's appointments. This week is the perfect week to really set yourself up for the new year. you got all your doctor's appointments made
2:24.1	help maybe make a couple extras check out your gastro situation we make it make an
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