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Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week, Father Cooper is coming to you live from a secret snowy location…and she’s not alone! Big Al is currently sharing a home with her ENTIRE family and Mr. Sexy Zoom Man (the sexual frustration is real). Alex details her plans to creatively and secretly get it in without her father finding out her true identity – the throat goat. Alex’s problems are so big this week she phones an expert – sex therapist Dr. Castellanos. What’s our new favorite thing on Call Her Daddy...some role play! Alex and Dr. Castellanos play out a variety of scenarios you have probably encountered at some point in your life. What if your partner doesn’t turn you on? What if you like masturbating more than sex? What if you’re flat out just too stressed at work to even think about sex? Dr. Castellanos gives us these answers and more. For all my horny daddies, let’s ramp this conversation up a bit. Let’s discuss dirty porn, giant dildos, and erotic fantasies! I guarantee when this episode ends you will be reaching for some lube and your clit – enjoy ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:11.0	Ho! Ho! ho, Mary,
0:15.0	fucking Christmas!
0:18.0	Daddy gang, oh my God, can you hear me in your ears,
0:21.6	your little beautiful,
0:22.8	beautiful.
0:23.8	Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah,
0:26.8	happy holidays, whatever you believe in,
0:30.5	wherever you are in the fucking world it is the holiday season.
0:35.0	Wait can I just play for you guys the banger 5, 7, 8.
0:43.0	Oh, I'm dreaming of white.
0:49.7	So anyways, happy holidays, everyone.
0:52.6	I hope you are having an amazing week.
0:55.9	And you know what?
0:57.0	It is just another week in the week of our lives.
1:00.6	You know, if you are like,
1:01.7	I actually fucking hate the holidays that is
1:04.5	actually probably a more normal response than holiday cheer everyone's
1:09.3	probably depressed or you're happy you it runs the gambit but the point is it's another Wednesday
1:14.5	how about that get through these next two weeks ignore your family ignore your
1:18.4	fucking friends binge some call her daddy eat some fucking pie you're more of a summer gal, I understand. I, however, want to
1:26.8	shove gingerbread cookies up my fucking asshole, but then that may be also be your
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