The Official Breakup Guide

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

It has arrived – the official Call Her Daddy breakup guide. Haven’t recently gone through a breakup? Well, a little birdie told us you are about to be broken up with, no one is safe, so listen up daddies. Father Cooper walks you through every step of what to do in the moment when you are broken up with (and no…it actually does not involve fucking his dad OR his brother!) Breakups are hard, and sometimes what’s even harder is getting closure. But have no fear, Big Al gives you 5 specific questions to ask to help you get the answers that will ultimately help you to move on while also keeping your dignity intact. Let’s pump up the party a little with a pep talk from your daddy. We are viewing a breakup as…FREEDOM! Father Cooper may directly call us out in this episode, but trust me Daddies, you need to hear it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:07.0	We are back. What is that? Be our guest be our guest.
0:17.0	What is that? Be our guest.
0:20.0	N N N N N N, n nah. Daddy gang hello. It has been brought to my attention that there has been a rapid increase in breakups leading up to the holidays.
0:32.0	It's the holiday season and a whoop-die-dupe. Your ass got
0:37.4	dumped. Listen it happens to the best of us, it's happened to me and apparently it's
0:41.2	happening to a lot of you right now like a like a lot
0:44.1	Alex please stop calling me out baby girl listen if you just got broken up with I
0:49.5	promise you it's gonna get better because I'm giving you the 101 of how to deal with this
0:53.9	shit and also let me be clear if you are listening and you haven't gotten broken up
0:59.2	with you probably are about to so let's also deal with that. Let's walk through how to actually in the moment handle yourself when you're getting broken up with, when they're fucking kicking you to the curb and then the aftermath of how to recoup and
1:16.0	how to rebuild post-breakup.
1:20.0	Let's be real.
1:21.0	You thought I was going to jump on the pod this week, say,
1:24.3	Aosta Luego motherfuckers, good luck, I'm going to go on my little ski trip.
1:30.1	Sorry, mend your broken hearts alone you
1:32.5	fucking losers.
1:33.8	Daddy Yang!
1:35.0	I am nothing but an empath and a giver during the holidays.
1:42.4	I'm here to solve your problems. Let's fucking roll play. And I'm going to start with the people that are about to get broken up with. Who is that? Bottom line
2:05.8	right now, no one's safe, okay? So everyone's ears perk the fuck up. It could be
2:10.8	you. Anthony sat you down on the couch and he looked you in the eyes and he said we need to talk
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