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The Smartest Man in the World

Independents

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2012

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Vodkasting from the Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, Greg concocts conte concerning Cosby, Coors and the Constitution.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Thank you very much.

0:30.0

Here we are once again, convening the smartest man in the world, Vodcast, as we take to the

0:36.0

either from the salubriest surroundings here, right underneath Sandsome Street, in the

0:41.5

city of brotherly love, Philadelphia I.A. ladies and gentlemen, my first time in Philadelphia

0:52.0

I.A. I come from California I.A. and I've been to the airport many times and seen the awesome

0:57.6

shaker rocking chairs.

0:59.6

Philadelphia airport has unbleached wood rocking chairs all over it that no one steals.

1:04.6

This is extraordinary in Philadelphia where you actually see people wearing shower shoes

1:09.5

with socks in the summertime.

1:11.8

And yeah, I've been to the airport before and experienced some of the love there.

1:22.0

And but this is my first time here.

1:23.0

I've been here like a day maybe and I've already of course I'm a tourist and everywhere

1:27.2

I go.

1:28.2

I have to go where I've never been before much like the enterprise and where no man has

1:32.6

gone before.

1:33.6

I went to a couple places today that you haven't been since you were in grade school.

1:37.2

I went to Independence Hall and I saw the Liberty Bell, yeah.

1:42.6

My understanding is Philadelphia I.A. is the birthplace of freedom and shit like that.

1:47.6

Yeah, I mean I'm I like living in easy without family ties till the Whipper will of freedom

1:54.9

stop me right between the eyes.

1:58.7

Now I live in peace for Philadelphia freedom from the cradle I was born to wave a flag.

2:11.0

Philadelphia freedom took me knee high to a man, yeah, gave me peace of mind, my daddy,

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