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Confluence of the Sacramento and American Rivers here at the Howard Mall High Top Sacramento

Where Howe meets Arden

And once again the smartest man in the world broadcast takes to the ether from the salubrious confines of Sacramento's premier comedy club

The punchline ladies and gentlemen

We thank them for hosting us here and their delicious sliders and every other kind of kindness that they've shown me since I've been in Sacramento

I just arrived today in time for the unbelievable penetrating, palpitating heel monster killing heat that you provide here

We flew over the green fields that feed all of California on our way here to Sacramento, the city of tweez

And my goodness it is I was in Minneapolis not but a few days ago and it was warm there but Sacramento does a special kind of warm

I don't know what the air conditioning my hotel room is based on but it's like being told a secret by a lizard

That's the power and strength of the air conditioning in my room

It's like an inference from a beetle you know just

This could be a little stronger I want Arctic fucking freeze I want penguins keeling over shivering

I want Arctic explorers crying and coming out of their tent and writing those last few faithful pages in their diary

I want caribou I want charm again I want none of it fucking fishing for seals to hole in the ice near the table in my room

That's how cold I want it

It's bloody hot outside like mercury toward the sun fucking giant solar flare pro bake through my fucking skin

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