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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2012

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Paris casino in Las Vegas, Greg delves into Drew Carey, discourse and Doris Sams.

Transcript

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We're in this gentleman, Ray Poole.

0:14.0

Oh, good evening, Mr. Calais.

0:18.0

Good evening from the world.

0:20.0

One of the most intelligent people in the world.

0:22.0

Poole Cas, the great leader of the 16th of this year,

0:25.0

of the Nopolean-Logju.

0:28.0

That's right, we're at the Paris Hotel, ladies and gentlemen.

0:33.0

We're in Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada, the Nopolean Lounge.

0:37.0

We're in Nopolean himself, built this place years ago,

0:40.0

using nothing but blind widgets at his behest.

0:44.0

Nopolean got around.

0:46.0

And aside from conquering the world, evidently built a casino right here.

0:49.0

In the middle of Las Vegas, this is the casino that has the Eiffel Tower

0:53.0

and Lark de Triomphe and places like La Pizza.

0:58.0

It's also home to the Jersey Boys musical.

1:01.0

And every time one goes to urinate here,

1:03.0

you hear the entire goddamn soundtrack to that show.

1:06.0

If I hear it one more time, I'm just going to pee in the hallway.

1:09.0

That's how I feel about it, ladies and gentlemen.

1:11.0

So it's a very elegant hotel where everything is on from, say,

1:15.0

when you walk in, people go, Bonjour.

1:17.0

And you're like, hey.

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