Incandescent Lightbulbs with Jessica Christian
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2016
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Are you a person that gets upset when the new IOS blows up your phone just before the new iPhone 9sxsw comes out? This episode is for you. Hilarious person Jessica Christian tells the surprisingly fascinating story of the creation of the lightbulb, and the dark and disturbing mysteries that have surrounded it ever since. If you're in to cartels, shady business practices, and tech industries screwing us all over, this one'll really switch you on! Oh also puns, terrible puns.
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| 0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, |
| 0:22.2 | crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead. |
| 0:29.6 | Let's get to the show. You know what I'm hearing a lot of this Christmas season and I it's not a Christmas song. |
| 0:54.7 | Do you know that Tiffany song? I think we're alone now. |
| 0:58.8 | I do know that song. Yeah. Do you want to sing it with me? |
| 1:01.9 | I don't know the words, but I can support you. |
| 1:06.4 | Almost the only words I know. |
| 1:08.4 | I think I'm alone now. There doesn't seem to be anybody around. |
| 1:15.0 | I think we're alone now. |
| 1:18.0 | You know what I watched the other day at work |
| 1:21.0 | using company Wi-Fi. |
| 1:23.0 | Red Box. |
| 1:24.0 | Is the music video for last Christmas I gave you my heart. |
| 1:29.0 | The famous George Michael |
| 1:32.5 | Michael Classic. I'm so mad you brought up that song. Have you seen the music video? No, is it really good? Terrible. |
| 1:40.0 | It's so it's George Michael. Yeah, his best pals. Yeah, they go on a ski trip together. Yeah. And the whole time through the the car ride to get there the romps in the snow, sledding, chairlifts. |
| 1:55.9 | It's just George Michael making creepy googly eyes at some lady with a perm who he apparently irresponsibly fell in love with last Christmas. |
| 2:07.0 | Wow. |
| 2:08.0 | But the very next day she didn't give a hoot about him and is dating some other guy. |
| 2:14.1 | You did a good job working words into song lyrics. |
| 2:17.8 | Just ougling at her across the Christmas dinner table. |
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