Elvis with Todd McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Consider this: during Elvis' alleged funeral, there were a bunch of helicopters flying around. HELICOPTERS!! In this episode, comedian and writer Todd McClintock makes the case that Elvis did not in fact die in 1977, but went undercover as singer and insane person Jimmy 'Orion' Ellis. Expect special appearances from a sawed-off shotgun, psychotic fans, World War II, painkillers, and the grossest briefcase anyone has ever heard of.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:30.0	Let's get to the show. Jessica wants to win.
0:54.0	I like it. I'm excited.
0:56.0	Guys.
0:58.0	What?
0:59.0	Here we are with a very good friend of mine.
1:02.0	Are we recording? but I wish I could record your
1:08.4	little face being ashamed like this dumb idiot. We're with my beloved friend of seven years, six years?
1:20.0	I wish I could even figure it out since 2008.
1:25.0	Yes.
1:26.0	It was when I went to college.
1:28.0	That fateful day, I graduated from high school and I said,
1:32.0	I'm going to go meet Todd Michael McClintin.
1:36.2	We all remember it well.
1:38.4	I stood up there on this stage and I said I'm out of here.
1:41.0	As valedictorian of this school, I solidly vow to become very good friends with Todd Michael McClint.
1:48.0	Yeah, very, very dear friends.
1:50.4	He's about to be wed.
1:51.8	WED. WEDED and He's about to be wed, weted in bed. Am I right?
1:57.0	What?
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