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Anything Better?

Inauguration Day

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Paul give you the inaugural episode of Anything Better.  

YouTube ➡ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSXgVkkn59b_6JZ6UxtbdXg

produced by Andrew Themeles @themeles and All Things Comedy

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up, up, honey?

0:02.0

I'm fucking.

0:04.0

Bursi. What's up,

0:08.0

buddy? What's up, honey?

0:12.0

I'm fucking sick. Why? Well, I did the whole COVID shit and all of that. It's not that. My daughter went to school. There's some cold that's going around so I've been fighting the thing off

0:25.7

so I've been trying to sleep all this morning because I knew we had to do the first episode of this and you know

0:31.2

it's been hilarious?

0:32.6

What's that?

0:33.4

Is, you know, when you get sick as a married guy,

0:39.1

watching your wife catching herself

0:41.0

still about ready to ask you to go do something.

0:43.8

Oh, yeah.

0:45.8

I'm sitting there laying in bed and my wife just goes, hey, could you, uh, and then I just give her

0:49.6

this look and she just goes, you want some green juice?

0:54.4

She trying to cover it.

0:58.8

She caught me, I came downstairs,

1:00.0

it wasn't when I was living in bed,

1:01.0

I came downstairs and I was going to get some water because I'm trying to flush this because I'm fighting it off.

1:07.0

Yeah. I was up all night making this birthday cake for my daughter and I, you know know you can't apply the frosting when the cake is

1:15.4

still hotter it just melts off right I was worried that the frosting after I

1:20.5

had got it all going and it turned into a frosting which is the most terrifying part of the cake is the frosting.

1:28.1

Making the cake is fucking easy, but like the the frosting is just like you're looking at it in the bowl like how the hell is this going to look like frosting?

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