I can't believe you believe in this shit I'm just making the whole this up.

Hey what's going on it's Bill Burr.

My name is Paul Verzi. You're on death row you got your final meal. What are you gonna have?

Oh shit man.

That's a rough one, you know?

I gotta tell your listeners a story.

Bill's hand slips off of his silverware.

He literally punched a plate of red marinara sauce.

Dude, it looked like we both got shot in that back.

Somebody next, right next to us,

got their fucking brains blowing out.

I go, dude, she's, this chick, I think she's into me.

Oh, she's a hooker.

Anytime, Perry, where would you go?

I would go somewhere where there was a war, you know, you go with a couple of Uzzies or a fucking machine.

You're going to walk out in the field in your Nike fucking sweatshirt.

Dude, is there anything better?

Anything better?

Time really flies with you on the podcast.

It's been so fun.

This is probably only funny to us, but I don't give a shit.

G'day everyone, comedian Jim Jeffries here, you may know me from a lot of things, but if you don't know me as a podcast host, then shame on you.

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