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Anything Better?

Can't Slip A Punch

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Bill Burr and Paul Virzi go on record about NFL playoffs, Bill's fighting abilities, and rude waiters.

 

produced by Andrew Themeles @themeles and All Things Comedy

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up, up,

0:02.0

up?

0:04.0

What's

0:05.0

? What? What?

0:07.0

What

0:08.0

?? What?

0:10.0

What? What's up everybody? And welcome to episode two. We want to thank everybody who enjoy

0:19.0

episode one so much with the reviews. Please leave reviews and check out anything better where you get all

0:25.0

podcasts iTunes Spotify like subscribe give ratings and I'd like to start episode two off by saying is there anything better than thinking

0:35.5

you're going to be down to honey to your good friend on championship Sunday and then

0:41.1

breaking even because Bill I am not going to lie to you dude

0:44.9

After that beating that well not beating but when the the loss that Rogers and them took after all the shit I talked I go dude if I go oh and two after

0:54.4

episode oh my god that's right you said he'd have to have a friggin

0:57.8

stroke it's to not make it put the house on it's let me know and then what I did on the KC game was I bet with my heart, I bet with my heart on both of them.

1:08.7

I had to bet, I can't bet against Tom Brady. He can't do it. Why would you do it?

1:14.0

And then I just went with the bills

1:16.5

because I, you know, I like the people of Buffalo.

1:20.0

I like the people of Kansas City,

1:21.4

but they got their rings.

1:22.3

So, you know, I got a roof of those guys you know to experience you know

1:26.8

Do you get some champagne and when you're happy rather than when you're sad

1:31.2

I never do this and you know I'm not an excuse maker okay I'm not an excuse

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