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Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Gather around the campfire for one s’more backyard show before Lovett and Leave It ventures into the wider world yet again. A pick-up aficionado (Ike Barinholtz) puts the pedal to the metal in our conversation about pedestrian safety. Ike, Sam Richardson, and Madison Shepard cower in the face of the forthcoming vibe shift, before putting their knowledge of Trump’s many legal problems to the test. And as another era passes, so too turns the Rant Wheel, teaching us the folly of doing the splits in your 30s, sharing memes too late, and eating way too much cheese in the pursuit of eternal youth and beauty.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Love It or Leave It, Live Or Else, and call this show a nimb because after |
| 0:13.8 | tonight it's not in my backyard anymore. |
| 0:17.8 | We saved the best show for last, sorry earlier shows. |
| 0:20.4 | A spokesman for Big Truck Talks Down to Little Pedestrian Sam Richardson, Ike Baron-Holtz |
| 0:24.5 | and Madison Shepherd do their best to predict the next vibes before waiting deeply into |
| 0:28.5 | Trump's legal woes and of course the rant wheel. |
| 0:31.4 | But first, let's get into it. |
| 0:33.6 | What a week. |
| 0:34.6 | Yeah, don't applaud this week, that's right, that's correct. |
| 0:37.9 | No, it's right, I don't, it's not appropriate. |
| 0:41.0 | It's a week defined by Poohne's invasion of Ukraine, a very funny topic. |
| 0:44.1 | But you bought a ticket to the content factory and God damn it, you're getting a tour. |
| 0:49.1 | While I cast on her show Wednesday, Donald Trump chastised Laura Ingram thinking she just |
| 0:53.2 | revealed to him on live TV that the United States had invaded Ukraine. |
| 0:57.3 | What's also very dangerous is you told me about the amphibious attack by Americans. |
| 1:03.4 | You shouldn't be saying that because you and everybody else shouldn't know about it. |
| 1:07.2 | They should do that secretly, not be doing that through the Great Laura Ingram, they |
| 1:11.9 | should be doing that secretly. |
| 1:13.5 | Nobody should know that, Laura. |
| 1:15.6 | Just once, just to look, we can laugh all we want. |
| 1:18.9 | We got absolutely obliterated by the dumbest people on earth. |
| 1:22.6 | So then Laura Ingram, who always gets, I appreciate when these Fox News hosts are trying to, |
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