Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live, our else. This is our second to last backyard show.

Boy are my arms tired of throwing away all the takeout containers so the people who work

on this show don't see how I live. I also just... we've had a bit of a night here.

So, when you decide you're going to start doing a live show.

By the way, my parents, for those watching on YouTube, my parents are here.

We'll deal with them.

Well, they're here for one segment and that's it.

And we'll get to them in a bit.

But when you say, let's do a live show in your backyard, you think, what could go wrong?

And I have to say, it was very surprising to find out that the sewer line to the city was backed up.

And we had a sewer leak in my backyard that I had to clean up before this show began.

Most moments before you arrived and I did it in secret so Kylie wouldn't see.

I snuck out the front door, put on rubber gloves and a garbage bag and cleaned up a bag of backed up sewage

so that when you arrived, you personally, you wouldn't think, huh, is this the right place?

It smells of human shit.

And the point I want to make is starting in March, we are back at the dynasty typewriter.

And you can get tickets at crooked.com slash events and we'll be all over the country and I can't wait to see you.

And that's all I wanted to say about that.

It was also lovely to be in my gloves picking up the detritus from Los Angeles's sewers.

And to look over and see Ari taking photos.

I guess for socials.

Maybe the episode art.

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