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Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.725.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We did it live! Kylie Brakeman takes us on a Sip and See to Kyrsten Sinema’s Wine Club, Emily Heller airs out LuLaRoe’s dirty leggings, we show dairy who's boss with the Rant Wheel, and Representative Adam Schiff explains House Democrats’ Protecting Our Democracy Act as Lovett or Leave It returns to the stage at Cinelounge Outdoors in Hollywood! A huge thank you to Rory O’Malley for singing this week's opening number.



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0:00.0

And now, please give it up for a San Francisco's own B-Noel.

0:12.0

I ask any of the lefties I've broken, which of their bosses afraid of bread?

0:23.0

It's all dairy now that he went keithsall, so he wouldn't look his best for the city of San Francisco.

0:37.0

Pandan is with Ronin, so John's at cashroll. Yes, we mean the theater, not senior Trudeau.

0:53.0

We start with the mono, and with the high notes, when you're good to love it, he'll tell you to vote.

1:08.0

They say the news is bad and dumb, Fox News is full of shit, but we got on the ride, a journey and a myth.

1:20.0

Now the Queen has COVID, there's war in Ukraine, Katanji Brown Jackson, your schoolboy is inside.

1:38.0

We have got got brought up, Gerald Goldstein too, hello, George and Johnson, hey, Holmes is that you?

1:53.0

Oh, is that a straight man? Yup, that's as reclined.

1:59.0

We are tried for Holmes, one eye lie is fine. The mass mandates will loosen, are those nostrils I see?

2:11.0

So twist open, those poppers can't, now how loose can I be? Say hi to your neighbor, hey, they're pretty hot.

2:22.0

Pretend COVID's over, shoot your booster shots. So sit back and relax now for the podcast of the year.

2:42.0

You'll be good to love it, here is why you cheer.

3:00.0

Here we are.

3:21.0

Yes, good evening, one more time for the incredible B-No-L.

3:39.0

Oh, this is exciting. Back at the Castro Theater, what a dream. This is my favorite city to visit.

3:53.0

Wait, where I only ride the elevator up to have my chance of being stuck in there during an earthquake.

4:03.0

That's true, stairs down, why not? It's a little tip, I mean pretty cool to cut the odds in half.

4:15.0

I haven't thought about it, that's a big reduction.

4:21.0

A few months ago I interviewed Dr. Bob Walker, who all but guaranteed that this show would be possible.

4:33.0

Is my man Dr. Walker in the house? Yeah. There he is.

4:43.0

Incredible public health, come on. One of the, got us through this, God for sicken mess.

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