Monday Sidekick, the AI agent that knows you and your business, thinks ahead and takes action.

Ask it anything. Seriously, Monday Sidekick, AI you'll love to use.

Start a free trial today on Monday.com.

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Solo Stove and Hello Fresh.

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.

Immigration!

A problem that really pisses off this country that was created by immigrants.

People have always hated immigration, especially people whose parents were immigrants.

It's like a Mobius strip of cognitive dissonance that goes back to the beginning of America,

which again only exists because immigrants.

Before we go any further, unless your name is dances with ferrets or wolf with a six-pack,

your people came here from somewhere else. This man right here, Ron, Disney is Satan Desantis,

is a second-generation immigrant whose great-grandparents immigrated from Italy.

And this punchable face is a first-generation immigrant born in Canada, whose father didn't

become a citizen until 2007.

This is your dude, Texas, his dad's from Cuba.

Ted Cruz went to Princeton and Harvard, wasn't born here, and left people he represented

in Texas dying the cold while he went to Cancun.

Really, Texas? Is this your dude? Cool.

Greg Abbott's wife is second generation Mexican-American because if the booty is cute, immigration is moot.

...