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Titus Podcast

Queen, She Did Rock Us

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder talk about the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth, and other dignified subjects like sausage fingers and pegging. Don't look either of those things up!!!

TITUS PODCAST... SCREAM SANITY!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the highlighter from the Titus podcast.

0:11.8

This episode is brought to you by one of our OG sponsors, Harry's Razors.

0:15.6

And now, his Christopher Titus worked with the Armageddon update.

0:18.7

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

0:22.6

Ding dong, the queen is dead, long live the sausage fingered king.

0:26.7

That's right people.

0:28.0

The queen of the coolest, most uber famous people on the planet Earth passed away at the

0:33.6

fresh, faced age of 96 years old.

0:36.6

And people seem to actually be surprised that she died.

0:39.6

But if you know what numbers mean, she passed away because of 96.

0:43.4

When I'm 96, be ready.

0:45.6

I'm about to die.

0:46.9

You know why?

0:47.9

I'm 96.

0:48.9

That being said, you have to admit, it was a pretty amazing life.

0:51.6

You know, living an absurd, wealth, comfort, and having your every need, take and care

0:55.6

of who wouldn't want a palace butt wiper.

0:58.3

I sure as hell would, especially when I was 96.

1:02.7

Honestly, Bob, no disrespect meant.

1:05.3

There are very few people in history that have been such a big part of our history.

1:09.7

Queen Elizabeth lived the third of the time the United States existed from before Elvis

1:14.6

Presley all the way to after the ninth movie about Elvis Presley.

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