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Titus Podcast

Losers Gonna Lose

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Losers are dangerous, especially if they have power. Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder talk about how Putin is losing his war in Ukraine, and how Florida is losing its war with climate change. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. This episode is brought you by

0:12.1

Liquid IV and Athletic Greens. And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

0:19.0

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Arm are getting off the dead. Losers. Losers are dangerous,

0:25.4

especially if they have power. These two losers, one of them tried to overthrow the government

0:30.2

with these losers, and this one tried to invade a country with these losers. Now, I don't want

0:36.5

a bad mouth the Russian people because a lot of

0:38.7

them live here now and I want to be able to get to Frappuccino without getting my ass kicked in a

0:43.1

different language at the Starbucks. But Vladimir Putin has been at war with Ukraine since 2014.

0:49.3

When they annexed Crimea, annex is such a nice And it means, give us your country or we will

0:57.4

kill everybody. Since then, Ukraine has been at a bit of a cold war with Russia up until February

1:02.2

22nd, 2022. That's a lot of twos. When this loser decided to take on a sovereign country.

1:07.6

Now, we've been watching the news. The actor president has been standing up to the lifetime KGB agent who you never want to be standing next to while you're near a window, by the way. This guy, but Putin thought taking Ukraine would be easy that he was going to roll on these farmers in three days. By the way, who thinks they are going to take over a bunch of people that get up at 4 a.m. to do the hardest work possible.

1:29.1

And then they do it all day. Really, dude, you're going to beat these people? Did you think that through?

1:34.3

We'll obviously vote. Because Ukraine has effectively been handing the Russian army, their collective Zopaz for six months now.

1:43.3

What do the Russians want? Well, Putin has launched the

1:46.1

largest European conflict since World War II for the simple reason that he wants to conquer Ukraine.

1:52.1

And that was inspired by the Tsars of old. Putin aims to crush his neighbors and incorporating

1:57.5

to the new Russian empire. I don't think you can have delusions of an empire if the

2:02.8

farmers you're fighting are stealing your tanks with tractors. So where are we after six months in the war?

2:09.7

It's reported that the Russians has lost 55,000 soldiers in six months. We were in Iraq for 10 years and we lost

2:15.7

5,500. On a daily basis, the Ukrainians are

2:19.0

making inroads, taking back territory and the Russians are running their asses off. So this loser

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