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Titus Podcast

Immigration Nation

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder talk about the hypocrisy of the Right, and really ANY Non-Native American complaining about IMMIGRATION! SERIOUSLY??

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. This episode is brought to you by solo stove and Hello Fresh.

0:14.0

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:17.0

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.

0:21.0

Immigration!

0:22.0

A problem that really pisses off this country

0:24.8

that was created by immigrants.

0:26.7

People have always hated immigration,

0:29.4

especially people whose parents were immigrants. It's like a mobious strip of cognitive dissonance

0:35.2

that goes back to the beginning of America, which again only exists because

0:40.4

immigrants! Before we go any further, unless your name is Dances with Ferrets or Wolf with a six-pack, your people came here from somewhere else.

0:49.6

This man right here, Ron, Disney, is Satan, Desantis, is a second-generation immigrant whose great-grandparents

0:55.6

immigrated from Italy. And this punchable face is a first-generation immigrant born in Canada,

1:01.6

whose father didn't become a citizen until 2007.

1:05.7

This should do Texas, his dads from Cuba.

1:08.2

Ted Cruz went to Princeton and Harvard, wasn't born here and let people he represented in Texas die in the cold while he went to

1:14.0

can Coon.

1:15.0

Really, Texas?

1:16.0

Is this your dude?

1:17.1

Cool.

1:18.1

Greg Abbott's wife is second generation Mexican American.

1:20.6

Because if the booty is cute immigration is moot.

1:24.0

Sorry about that last one.

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