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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

How are we doing? Listen, after last week, I appreciate everyone being so kind,

but just kind of let me go through it. Have at it. Have an emotional breakdown deal with it.

We're all in this together. I love each and every one of you very much. I'm excited to have my guest

on the podcast. He's been on here before. Andrew Colonies, a friend of mine is a comedian.

And you know, I think just I needed to get back to talking other comics in the sense.

You know, I like to have a variety of guests, but I think I just need to get back to my dumb ass

roots of just chitchatting with other people who maybe have a similar human experience,

similar to mine of what it's like to kind of go on the road and do your thing and being that

biz, right? If you are carpenter, you'd want to talk to other woodworkers about how their wood

working is going. I don't know. Teachers talking to teachers, you know, optometrist talking

other optometrist. So it's always a a pledge to have Swedish run the podcast. He's 40. He's Jewish.

He's sexy. He's got beautiful hazel eyes. Now, I want to catch up with them. I'm just trying

to do things out. I'm the pod. I'm having chitchats. I'm having honest, real conversations. I'm

having giggly conversations. And we're just doing it. It's my podcast, not yours. I'm doing what I

want to do. Tell your stepmom to cooler jets. That's what's up. Hope everyone's having a beautiful

week. And again, things for just tuning in and understanding that we're all part of this emotional

process and journey. And we're just being fucking idiots. We're giggling. God damn. A little update

on life. Got a car. It was a lease. Don't worry. Tesla did not work out. Still love my lovely

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