STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has hit her September shit show wall and is literally stuck under a trundle-bed of emotion. She is pulling out ALL OF THE FEELINGS from 2020 into one solid cathartic shitshow of a podcast. The VoiceMails are dumber than ever, but it does make her feel better to know that y'all are equally as fucked up as she is. We gotta do a wellness check on a lot of you, hussies cause Fall came fast and we are NOT READY.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a DR Media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.4 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:20.3 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How the hell are you? |
| 0:24.4 | I'll tell you what I woke up on the fucking, not even the wrong side of the bed today, |
| 0:28.4 | I woke up underneath like I'm in a I'm in a bunk bed. I'm in a one two set up bunk bed and |
| 0:35.2 | I'm not even on the bottom bunk. I'm underneath. We're like, you know, the wiry-trendle |
| 0:41.2 | would just catch you know when you're a little kid and you're playing hide and seek and you'd |
| 0:45.2 | somehow pull out the trundle bed and then slide underneath and then all those real intense |
| 0:50.4 | steel wire netting would just rip your face off. That's where I'm at. I'm under the fucking |
| 0:55.4 | bunk beddress. Okay, I don't want to fucking hear it. I don't know why I've been so fucking |
| 0:59.2 | hormonal this week. I'm sorry. This is not suitable for children. If you're in the car, |
| 1:03.7 | damn, I got nut butter. Back on my throat. That sounded worse than it is. |
| 1:08.7 | I'm not a big breakfast gal and I love just taking a big scoop of any sort of really yummy kind of |
| 1:14.0 | nut butter and this one particularly from Costco has chia seeds in it and that's kind of my breakfast. |
| 1:19.4 | I do like two spoonfuls of that with a coffee and I'm good to go. I don't know why I'm nauseous |
| 1:24.1 | in the morning and I'm not pregnant. I don't want to fucking hear it. Everybody messages me |
| 1:28.4 | every day. You're pregnant. You're not pregnant. Literally on my period. Hormonal is shit. |
| 1:33.6 | But anyways, I've got some nut butter stuck in the back of my throat. So that's where I'm at. |
| 1:38.5 | Anyways, I just this this is not a suitable for children podcast. I don't even know what we're |
| 1:45.2 | going to get into today, but I can go ahead and tell you that it's not. So if you know little |
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