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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Heather is on the brink of a full blown meltdown coming to ya live from a new state-sanctioned Quarantine north of the border in Canada. She's in town for work and they legit sent her to her room and threw away the key. Tensions are high between she and the microwave, that bitch has been getting too mouthy this week. Heather is spiraling and taking your insane calls!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.2	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.3	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.4	Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
0:18.8	Welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.9	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:24.5	Come and see a live, or quarantine.
0:27.0	Locked up, raw!
0:29.2	North of the border.
0:30.5	I'm in good old Vancouver, Canada.
0:33.6	She's on day three and technically teetering on the edge.
0:38.9	So many things to answer, so many questions to get to.
0:41.8	We're going to dive right into it.
0:43.6	Hold on, I gotta put my phone on silent.
0:46.0	The only thing really keeping me alive is knowing that maybe someone will call.
0:51.2	And I'm excited to get into your voicemails because I definitely need to,
0:54.0	I feel like if I can answer your problems,
0:56.7	then I can fix my own.
0:58.3	Because I mean, listen, we all sort of did a quarantine, right?
1:02.0	We all locked up, but it was a different situation.
1:04.4	You're at least, hopefully locked up with people that you loved,
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