If You Were a James Bond Villain What Would Your Scheme Be? (Feat. Michael Williams)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2016

⏱️ 39 minutes

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In which our heroes buy a fluffy white cat, sit menacingly in a chair, and try to cause irreparable damage to the world when we ask: if you were a bond villain, what would your scheme be? We discuss the function of Q, wonder why M is called M, and try to colonise mars a bit. Jackson wants to use the moon like a bullet, Duscher goes by the unpleasant name of Sinkhole, and Michael just wants to hurt Bond's feelings. So sip your martini, adjust your tux, and enjoy the greatest trilogy of bond films ever made. Debatably. Want to help Sinkhole get the broom of his dreams? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start Q working right away.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.

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1:25.7	how why not listen to us get facts about this non-fictional universe wrong?
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