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Plumbing the Death Star

How Does the After Life Work in Pirates of the Caribbean? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2017

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes receive the black spot, steal cursed aztec gold, and become king to a tribe of cannibals as we ask how does the afterlife work in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe? We try to seperate the heavens, wonder how zombies fit into it, and become overwhelmed with gods. Adam is mad at Davey Jones for not doing his job, Jackson thinks the afterlife must be physical and becomes afraid, and Michael just struggles to remember what those films were even about. So set sail for the open sea, drink way to much rum, and just hope to Calypso you don't die. Because, like, who knows where you'd end up.Want to hire a more competent ferryman? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start canvassing hires.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and if you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.

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