Which Fictional Character Would Make a Better Santa Claus? (Feat. Adam)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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In which our heroes are recovering from a big Christmas party where they drank too much eggnog and brandy, realised they forgot to do a write up and so are just gonna cobble something together at the last minute as we ask which fictional character would make the best Santa? We probably suggest superman at some point, seems a fair bet, almost definitely traumatise a child, and ruin Christmas one way or the other. Zammit probably chooses an X-Man, we bet Adam gets frustrated and/or smug, and Jackson almost definitely suggests something horrifying. So gather all your Christmas cheer, eat a candy cane, and decorate the tree. Merry Christmas. Nuh nuh nuh Nana I'm loving it.Want to help Adam ruin and save Christmas? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can contribute to childhood obesity.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.

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0:17.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
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0:36.2	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
0:40.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
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