If you're walking on ice you might as well dance
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt go deep talking about Joey's surgery getting canceled last minute, his recent health scare, why Joey hates pain so much and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Kick this motherfucker, Neil Lee. |
| 0:04.9 | What's happening, beautiful people? |
| 0:07.0 | Uncle Joey here with his trusset's sidekick Lee Syatt, aka Kato, for another tremendous episode of the Church of what's happening now. |
| 0:17.0 | New Testament. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, there we go. |
| 0:18.8 | There you go. |
| 0:19.7 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:20.5 | We've been gone for a long time. |
| 0:22.4 | No, we haven't. |
| 0:23.3 | Last week, 420, I forgot. |
| 0:26.5 | It felt like two weeks ago. |
| 0:28.1 | But 420 was fantastic. |
| 0:30.2 | I want to thank Rhythm. |
| 0:31.6 | I want to thank N.J. Leaf, rooted, all the places that I vigor, all the places I go to visit on 420 |
| 0:40.2 | had a nice 420 you did you do little rounds and went to some stores that |
| 0:44.4 | only went to one store I was in a rush all day I wasn't feeling good I was still nervous |
| 0:49.7 | did they have like events like in LA it was like a big thing they always used to be like |
| 0:53.8 | hot dog store. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.6 | They had events in my area on Saturday. We were in Nashville. Oh, yeah, yeah. By the way, if you came to the shows of Nashville, thank you. We love you to death. There was a great show. I was honored to put, when I looked out, I saw the church windows. |
| 1:09.5 | I was like, God damn. |
| 1:11.1 | All right. |
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