If You Don't Know, Now You Know - Stock Trading in Congress | Rick Glassman

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🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer announces his imminent retirement, Trevor examines the ethics of stock trading by members of Congress, and actor Rick Glassman discusses "As We See It." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.2	Our journey as humans is very inspiring, but not to like animals.
0:09.6	Like we're like, look how far we've come.
0:11.3	And every animal on the planet is like, this motherfucker's...
0:14.8	It's kind of like, he'd be trapped down our houses and they kill us to where us, dog.
0:20.0	They just where us.
0:21.9	What do you mean where it where us?
0:23.1	Yo, they're gonna take your back and they're gonna put it on their back.
0:26.8	But what do they have on their back?
0:28.3	Nothing, clearly, you.
0:31.0	Don't they have skin? Nah.
0:32.2	They will, they've got it, but it's like useless apparently.
0:34.8	I don't know what happened with their skin.
0:36.3	And so they're just gonna wear us.
0:38.8	These are the conversations animals are having about us.
0:41.1	Till this day.
0:42.3	Imagine chickens talking to each other.
0:44.4	Yeah, you know what gives them good dreams?
0:46.3	Is like, the feathers of our ancestors.
0:49.8	What?
0:50.6	Yeah, they need to sleep on our dead bodies for a good night's sleep.
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