America: WTF | Lindsey Vonn

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Roy Wood Jr. reacts to COVID-19 chaos in U.S. schools, Ronny Chieng presents an international perspective of America, and skier Lindsey Vonn discusses her memoir "Rise: My Story." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	BAM!
0:04.1	There's been a really rough, I just want to check in on all of you, everybody who works
0:08.8	here.
0:09.8	I know there's been a really rough time this past week.
0:13.4	A lot of cartoon characters have been changing their outfits and I just wanted to make sure
0:16.9	you guys are all feeling safe and secure.
0:19.2	The M&M's thing rocked people.
0:22.1	Now Disney announced that Minnie is going to be wearing a pan-suit people are losing
0:24.9	their shit over this because apparently they liked those sexy sleek legs of hers.
0:29.9	A lot of people don't know what this means for the future of the country.
0:34.4	I'm not going to lie.
0:35.9	I didn't ever think a country could be this angry about cartoon characters changing their
0:41.1	outfits.
0:42.1	Like people are angry.
0:44.3	Minnie Mouse should be wearing that mini skirt, okay?
0:48.7	It's called Minnie Mouse, not pan-s mouse, okay?
0:53.6	I want to see that ass, okay?
0:58.3	Literally on the news being like, that's destroying the fabric of society.
1:02.6	Huh?
1:03.6	What's next?
1:04.6	Donald Duck?
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