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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BOW! |
| 0:05.2 | Barry Barnes is being considered for the baseball hall of fame. |
| 0:09.8 | A lot of people are now asking the question, |
| 0:11.6 | should you be in the hall of fame if you were busted taking performance in a Hansen drugs? |
| 0:16.8 | Yeah, it's a deep question. |
| 0:19.3 | You know what I think people should be discussing? |
| 0:21.2 | Less than the basketball hall of baseball hall of fame. |
| 0:24.0 | People should be talking about the hall of shame for every sport. |
| 0:27.4 | Because people forget that a ton of athletes take all of these performance in a Hansen drugs |
| 0:31.1 | and they don't do shit afterwards. |
| 0:33.9 | Those are the people we should be going after. |
| 0:36.0 | You took drugs and no highlights. |
| 0:39.2 | You're out here in these streets. |
| 0:40.7 | You're just like you injecting yourself and nothing. |
| 0:44.0 | Striking out, walking off, nothing. |
| 0:47.7 | Those are the people we should be going after in this sport. |
| 0:50.5 | Out here spoiling. |
| 0:51.3 | Imagine how much time of our lives has been wasted by athletes who dope and did nothing. |
| 0:56.0 | Those are the people that the sporting federation should go after. |
| 0:58.3 | If you're going to take steroids and hit home runs, I'm for you. |
| 1:00.9 | Because you did it for my entertainment. |
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