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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Apple's latest iPhone update rankles Facebook, Roy Wood Jr. highlights historic Black royals, and actor Michael B. Jordan talks about his role in "Tom Clancy's Without Remorse." To aid in eradicating the stigma of mental health issues in the African-American community, increasing the number of African-American therapists, combatting recidivism within the prison system and providing mental health support in urban schools, please donate at https://www.dailyshow.com/BLHensonFoundation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.2	Well, hello! What's going on, everybody? I'm Trevor Noah.
0:07.9	And this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:10.2	Today is Monday, May 3rd, which means it is officially now teacher appreciation week.
0:16.4	So, because of that, I wanted to take a moment to personally thank the teacher who changed my life.
0:22.7	Professor Charles Xavier.
0:25.4	You know, when I came to his school, I was just a lost cocky young kid,
0:29.5	but I'll never forget what he taught me.
0:31.2	Trevor, you're not an X-man.
0:33.7	Getting those bleeds is not a superpower.
0:37.2	And I still remember that lesson to this day.
0:40.8	Love you, prof.
0:42.0	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show,
0:43.7	Why Diamonds are now a guy's best friend?
0:46.3	Where would Junior tell us about the black royals you've never heard of
0:49.8	and Facebook and Apple are fighting over your search history?
0:54.4	So let's do this, people.
0:55.6	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
1:00.2	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
1:04.8	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
1:08.3	Here's an issue.
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