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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Trevor serves up some uplifting news for the pandemic era, The Daily Show explores the revolting life story of Senator Ted Cruz, and Senator Elizabeth Warren discusses her book "Persist." To aid in eradicating the stigma of mental health issues in the African-American community, increasing the number of African-American therapists, combatting recidivism within the prison system and providing mental health support in urban schools, please donate at https://www.dailyshow.com/BLHensonFoundation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:05.2	Hey, what's going on everybody?
0:06.7	I'm Trevor Noah and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:10.0	Today is Tuesday, May 4th.
0:13.0	Yes, the big day when we all celebrate Star Wars
0:17.2	and how Disney is able to use the power of the Force
0:20.4	to keep us spending money on this franchise,
0:22.4	even though it totally lost the plot, like what?
0:24.4	Three movies ago.
0:25.4	Like, is Call of Render new Darth Vader?
0:27.8	Is Luke Skywalker still alive?
0:30.0	And is Baby Yoda really a baby?
0:32.1	Because if he's actually a middle-aged Yoda,
0:34.6	I mean, the Mandalorian suddenly seems real creepy.
0:37.6	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show,
0:39.6	Joe Biden takes the weirdest photo of all time.
0:42.8	We dive into the gritty origin story of Ted Cruz
0:46.4	and Will Smith is getting jiggly with it.
0:49.6	So let's do this people.
0:50.8	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:53.2	From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.
0:59.4	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
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