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Alex met Sam at nursery.

They were first loves.

They built thoughts together, shared sandwiches in high school,

and with each other's first kiss.

They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves a kind of like your current account.

If they aren't working for you anymore,

maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

Get it? The Burt Show.

Have you ever gone out with a group of friends to a restaurant?

You guys are all eating a big ol' meal together?

Tap into us all, right? Once the bill comes, start to think,

start to panic maybe a little bit in your head.

Well, did I eat more? Did I drink more than another person?

Are we splitting this thing equally?

Even though I saw everybody eating way more food than I did,

drinking more than I did,

and that little algorithm starts to go off in your head like,

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