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The Bert Show

He Wants To Add A Third Person In Their Marriage To Help Pay The Bills?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Her husband claims he wants to add a third person to their relationship for FINANCIAL reasons. Can they really keep it platonic?! What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:01.1

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0:08.7

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0:12.6

Alex met Sam at nursery.

0:14.5

They were first loves.

0:16.6

They built thoughts together, shared sandwiches in high school,

0:21.9

and with each other's first kiss.

0:24.6

They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.

0:30.6

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves a kind of like your current account.

0:37.0

If they aren't working for you anymore,

0:39.0

maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

0:42.6

Get it? The Burt Show.

0:44.4

Let's stick with finances here,

0:46.6

because I can't think of the a more lame excuse to suggest

0:52.2

bringing in a third person into your relationship

0:55.8

because it would be good for finances.

0:57.8

That's what he's trying to sell.

0:59.8

Hey, Burt Show.

1:00.8

My husband and I in her 30s have been married for 10 years together almost 15,

1:04.8

and we have kids that are all school aged.

1:06.8

My husband works his ass off to provide for us

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