If It’s Nice Outside, It’s Nice Inside, Too | #AskDave After Dark

The Dave Chang Show

The Ringer

Food, Society & Culture, Arts

4.8 • 8.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Powered by half a glass of Hibiki, it’s time for Dave to go toe to toe with the latest listener questions plucked from the Majordomo Media Discord—and tonight, he’s determined to take down the Picnic Industrial Complex once and for all. Also swept up in the battle: sleeping in the goal at soccer practice, admitting to being a lurker on your own Discord server, eating in bed vs. eating outside, catching Dave glamping, mayonnaise-based salads, picking the locks at vacation homes, making Caesar dressing with fish sauce, dipping French fries in your Frosty, shopping-cart shot put, and the outlandish action-movie understanding of how people eat Chinese food. Hosts: Dave Chang and Chris Ying Producer: Sasha Ashall Additional Production: Jordan Bass and Lala Rasor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Benefer is back, Brad and Jen are friends again, and Perishhilton is somehow still making headlines.
0:07.0	20 years later, we're living in the world that the 2000s tabloids created.
0:12.0	On this series, I'm going to tell you the story of a decade of American life through the trash we love to consume.
0:18.0	From Spotify and the Ringer Podcast Network, I'm Claire Malone, and this is just like us, the tabloids that change America.
0:26.0	Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:33.0	Welcome to the Deb Chang Show, part of the Ringer Podcast Network, presented by Major Dome Media.
0:49.0	I remember how hard it used to be able to utter those words, and now it just rolls off the tongue.
0:54.0	Thank you, Yolotango.
0:56.0	It rolls off the tongue so easily, in fact, David Chang, that when we were recording the first episode of Recipe Club, you also said,
1:03.0	Welcome to the Deb Chang Show.
1:05.0	That wasn't a Freudian slip, that was me wishing that Recipe Club was the Deb Chang Show.
1:10.0	Man, well, we're doing an Ask Dave after Dark Today. We have Supercomputer Jordan here.
1:17.0	Hey, man, what a day. I've had a real, real, real doozy of a day.
1:23.0	Yeah, give us some highlights or some lowlights, buddy.
1:26.0	Well, listen, I know that some of you guys know that my mom's ill, and it looks like she's, who knows how much longer she's with us on this planet, but she's lived a really good life.
1:35.0	But it's never easy dealing with, with that, and news of such.
1:41.0	And also, like, my son, you go, I feel like we, it's, I think everybody that has the child that's three years old, goes through.
1:52.0	Nobody, they tell you, but they don't. It's a terrible Tuesday, the fucking terrible Tuesdays, the terrible fucking threes.
1:58.0	It's the terrible forever, is my friend.
2:01.0	You were here, we were in the same apartment.
2:05.0	You and I were, you were in the same place last week recording, and you saw me go take that FaceTime call, and I came back and I was like, I got to go, and you were like,
2:14.0	good luck going back to those kids, man, I heard them FaceTime, like it doesn't stop, dude, that's the lie, that's the real lie.
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