If Given The Chance, This Woman Would Cheat On Her Man?!
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🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue looks stereotypically. This is usually the other way around because look women |
| 0:06.4 | someone explained it to me one time that a woman's mind is like a watch. Like on the outside |
| 0:14.9 | all you see is like the little hand in the big hand. But if you take that off then there's |
| 0:20.0 | all sorts of little pieces that are moving and all working and unison all the time. |
| 0:25.9 | But it never stops, right? That's why when a man and a woman are on a long drive, |
| 0:32.0 | and there's nothing being said in conversation, the woman will say something like, |
| 0:36.8 | because she has to say something. So it's going to be something like, so when I die, |
| 0:42.4 | which one of my friends would you hook up with? |
| 0:44.7 | Yeah, my favorite is if I was a worm, would you still love me? |
| 0:48.6 | Oh, what? Don't ever ask your man what he's thinking because the answer is sports. |
| 0:56.4 | So in this case, he takes a page out of her book and asks a question he should have never even |
| 1:02.8 | asked. Well, yes. And it went viral quickly. And it's funny because I feel like me as a man, |
| 1:08.7 | I was raised to always, I guess, in situations like these never tell the truth. |
| 1:14.4 | So if my lady were to ask me, under any circumstances, would you ever cheat on me? |
| 1:19.6 | The answer would be simple. Easy. Come on, man. Of course, there's |
| 1:24.0 | we go. Watch the game now. There's one answer. That's it, right? |
| 1:26.9 | And that answer is never never. That's it. And chances are you feel that. |
| 1:30.7 | I mean, you're fine. You're not going. Exactly. |
| 1:33.3 | At least you'll play it on it. |
| 1:35.8 | That's not on your Google. Exactly. I didn't put it on my calendar. But this guy did have it on his |
| 1:41.0 | calendar to ask his wife, her true feelings, upon if she would ever, or if she could ever cheat on him, |
| 1:48.2 | and here was her response. Could you ever cheat on me? Absolutely. That's one of the dumb decisions, |
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