Butt Stuff and Other Things
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Kurt and Scotty talk about the top things pulled out of people’s butts in 2025, a radio station goes viral after playing looping harmonica for hours, Toronto sex shop asked to stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain and a random dog wins a downhill ski race!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.0 | Scott, are you ready? |
| 0:07.0 | I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, this is a classic. This is a classic right here. |
| 0:14.0 | This is the way to start the year off right. |
| 0:17.0 | Hell yeah, dude. Let's get into it. |
| 0:19.0 | The 25 worst items pulled from people's butts in 2025, according to the U.S. government. |
| 0:26.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:26.9 | It is time to dig deep, reach inside, and say, hey, it's a brand new year of bananas. |
| 0:34.2 | If I said something that with your world on its head, would you believe me? |
| 0:42.3 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me? |
| 0:50.3 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, natter. Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 0:55.3 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 0:59.4 | Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to a 2026 bananas. |
| 1:05.8 | God, it feels good to be here. |
| 1:07.8 | All of our friends from around the world, international bananas, bananas of all colors and creeds, welcome to the here. All of our friends from around the world, international bananas, bananas, |
| 1:11.7 | Bananas, of All-Colars and Crees, welcome to the Bananas podcast. You made it. You made it to |
| 1:18.0 | 2026. Congratulations, everybody. Yeah, we're off to a rough start. Yeah, who cares? We're going to |
| 1:24.1 | battle through it and be extra positive this year. Sorry, that's just how we |
| 1:28.2 | live our life. And you only yolo once. You only yolo. How you doing, buddy? Good. I'm a banana boy |
| 1:37.0 | number two, Scotty Landis. That's the big banana his self, Kurt, Kurti B. Brownhuler. |
| 1:41.6 | I got some news, buddy. Hit me up. |
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