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🗓️ 27 February 2021
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up everybody welcome back to the best new podcast on the fucking planet episode |
| 0:16.1 | 6 anything better with myself Bill Burr and the great producer Andrew Femlas who's |
| 0:21.9 | also Greek which makes it even that much better Bill how are you doing today buddy? |
| 0:27.2 | I'm doing great Paul you know what I like I don't know what's going on with the lighting |
| 0:30.6 | But somehow you have my coloring and I have your coloring. Oh, I look like I've been kissed by the sun |
| 0:36.2 | You're looking like me looking all sickly there |
| 0:38.2 | Oh, and I'm that's gonna mess with you for the rest of the podcast |
| 0:41.8 | Well, I you got to see Paul get ready for a show I tell you every time it's just like you and you look in the mirror that |
| 0:48.8 | That fucking thing you do man and all your kids imitate you too. Oh my kids my wife |
| 0:53.7 | Like five minutes five ten minutes. Okay, cool hang on |
| 1:00.6 | I don't know what it is you're doing I do look rather pale and that's gonna bug me |
| 1:05.6 | Throughout this whole thing. I don't worry about it. Just imagine actually looking like that in real life |
| 1:10.7 | This is just all tricks Paul the way you look right now is how I have to walk around looking dude |
| 1:15.6 | You look and I have to think for me. I have to say for me. It's really difficult |
| 1:21.3 | Oh, what you're gonna compliment me. I'm a married guy. Come here. Bring me a compliment |
| 1:24.8 | I need to live off this for the next six weeks. No, you look you look good, dude |
| 1:28.5 | Like you look I always say you look like you're at your fighting weight |
| 1:31.5 | You look like if you were going into a bow like I'm a little over |
| 1:35.5 | I would they would have to cancel if I'd have to run that I'd have to put on the thing and I have to puke |
| 1:39.9 | You know put on a zip up. Oh, you'd have to put on the garbage bags |
| 1:45.2 | I missed a fucking way in by like 20 pounds in the UFC like |
| 1:49.8 | Like he didn't even make the next class above him |
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